tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-45862092926099295062024-03-12T21:34:00.778-07:00Índio ZumbiBlog de humor, com muitas tirinhas, imagens, memes, videos etc.Um blog de humor para pessoas mau humoradas.Índio Zumbihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16441100993527030937noreply@blogger.comBlogger605125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4586209292609929506.post-46489433689297606252013-02-28T12:34:00.001-08:002013-02-28T12:34:42.732-08:00COMO AS MULHERES SE COMPORTAM NAS REDES SOCIAIS<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Já parou pra pensar em como a tecnologia entrou de vez na nossa vida? Hoje em dia todo mundo participa de pelo menos uma rede social, seja ela o orkut, facebook, twitter ou alguma nova rede que surgiu ontem e breve dominará o mundo. O fato é que com essa migração da vida real pro mundo virtual, se deu de uma forma estranha.</div>
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Enquanto homens usam tais ferramentas com sublime sabedoria para combinar a o boteco na sexta feira à noite, compartilhar pornografia e tirar sarro dos amigos por causa do futebol, a mulherada faz nas redes sociais exatamente a mesma coisa que elas fazem no dia a dia. Quer ver? Temos o exemplo clássico da perigueti que cria um álbum no orkut só com fotos dela mesma em milhares de poses sensuais na praia, na rua, na casinha do cachorro e ainda batiza o bendito álbum de “momentos”. Temos a clássica namorada ciumenta, que usa o orkut pra bisbilhotar as “vadias” que estão te mandando recados.</div>
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Tem também aquela reclamona do twitter, tudo o que ela sabe fazer é reclamar que não tem roupa pra sair, que tá com fome e que ninguém a quer. Sabe aquela sua amiga chata e que quer parecer descolada e Cult? Foi parar no facebook e todo dia ela coloca uma maldita frase de Clarice Lispector pros amigos acharem que ela gosta de ler. Outro caso comum é da mulher que tomou um pé na bunda e quer mostrar que ta feliz, ai todo dia no twitter da bendita você vai encontrar frases como: Sozinha na pista e solteira sim sozinha nunca, mas a verdade é que ela está chorando e comendo um pote de sorvete trancada no quarto dela.</div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #555555; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Fonte: <a href="https://twitter.com/revista_sexy">REVISTA SEXY</a></span>Índio Zumbihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16441100993527030937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4586209292609929506.post-15715334363349012042012-04-20T11:36:00.000-07:002012-04-20T11:36:05.562-07:00Esses japoneses são mais loucos que o batman<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Pesquisa realizado no : <b>Instituto Índio Zumbinense</b></span>Índio Zumbihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16441100993527030937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4586209292609929506.post-59455052719419321702012-04-20T11:29:00.000-07:002012-04-20T11:29:31.055-07:00O que os homens buscam em uma mulher?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b><span style="color: red; font-size: large;">SASHA GREY DIZ QUE PORNOGRAFIA É A ÚNICA MANEIRA DAS MULHERES GANHAREM MAIS DO QUE OS HOMENS 6</span></b></div>
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<b>A musa do entretenimento adulto Sasha Grey se aposentou aos 23 anos de idade depois de uma bela carreira na indústria pornô. Recentemente, Sasha fez um vídeo falando sobre a sua opção por entrar na indústria pornográfica, assista:</b></div>
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<img alt="" class="alignright size-full wp-image-23549" height="248" src="http://testosterona.blog.br/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/binladen.jpg" style="border-bottom-left-radius: 3px; border-bottom-right-radius: 3px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-left-radius: 3px; border-top-right-radius: 3px; border-top-width: 0px; float: right; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 20px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; max-width: 100%; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="binladen" width="300" />Ao chegar à casa, Jairia, já conhecida por seus ciúmes doentios, se instalou no primeiro andar e logo levantou suspeitas, em particular por parte de Khalid. Mencionando um depoimento de Amal a seus interrogadores, Qadir relatou que “Khalid não parava de perguntar a Jairia por que havia ido para Abbottabad e o que queria com Bin Laden”. “<strong style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #444444; font-weight: 700; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Tenho que fazer uma última coisa por meu marido</strong>“, teria respondido ela.</div>
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Sempre de acordo com o general Qadir, “Khalid, preocupado, levou ao conhecimento de seu pai os temores de uma traição”. Mas Bin Laden, fatalista, teria se limitado a comentar: ‘O que tiver de acontecer acontecerá”.</div>
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<br />Índio Zumbihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16441100993527030937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4586209292609929506.post-67225892860947800282012-04-20T10:54:00.001-07:002012-04-20T10:59:07.942-07:00Dia do Índio<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Já que ontem foi nosso aniversario "Dia do Índio" fizemos uma festa lá em tupi....................entenderam a piada? Tupi-guarani......kkkkkkk!Mas falando sério, depois da festa fomos para a sede da empresa Índio Zumbi Corporation para decidirmos o futuro do blog, tivemos novas ideias que vcs vão adorar. Continuem acessando o blog para mais informações. E obrigado as mulheres que em homenagem ao Índio Zumbi andaram com as tetas de fora ontem<span style="color: #333333;"><span style="line-height: 18px;">.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="line-height: 18px;">Abaixo um vídeo que mostra ,</span></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #555555; line-height: 20px;">super heroi brasileiro, </span><strong style="background-color: white; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #444444; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Anderson Silva </strong><span style="background-color: white; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #444444; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">tomando uma pau dos nossos parentes</span></span></div>
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<strong style="background-color: white; font-family: arial; font-weight: 700; text-align: -webkit-center;"> Esse godines não vale nada</strong>Índio Zumbihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16441100993527030937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4586209292609929506.post-33237104857145063282012-04-09T10:14:00.004-07:002012-04-09T10:14:55.901-07:00Crossover que Faz sentido<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<strong style="background-color: white; font-family: arial; font-weight: 700; text-align: center;"> fuja pras colinas Mr satan</strong>Índio Zumbihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16441100993527030937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4586209292609929506.post-73128957374611727642012-04-09T10:08:00.001-07:002012-04-09T10:08:18.146-07:00Tem pergunta que não se faz véi<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<strong style="background-color: white; font-family: arial; font-weight: 700; text-align: -webkit-center;"> é claro que ele vai ficar só olhando você nadar o/</strong>Índio Zumbihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16441100993527030937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4586209292609929506.post-82770167994304521702012-03-27T10:57:00.003-07:002012-03-27T10:57:59.432-07:00Marcelinho lendo contos eróticos 4<div style="text-align: center;">
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<b><span style="color: #666666;">MOOOOOOOOOOOONSTROOOOOOOOOOOOOO</span></b>Índio Zumbihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16441100993527030937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4586209292609929506.post-91718693733342277492012-03-27T10:40:00.001-07:002012-03-27T10:40:17.012-07:00Para Nossa Alegria Cover<br />
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<span style="background-color: #ebebeb; color: #333333; font-family: arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;"><b><i>PARA A NOOOOOOOSSSAAAA ALEGRIAAAAAAAAAAAA. \o/</i></b></span></div>Índio Zumbihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16441100993527030937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4586209292609929506.post-35005439017780866132012-03-27T10:34:00.004-07:002012-03-27T10:34:52.353-07:00Vida de Zumbi<br />
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</div>Índio Zumbihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16441100993527030937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4586209292609929506.post-54078439206741933692012-03-22T12:26:00.002-07:002012-03-22T12:26:21.535-07:00Cantando para alegrar o Senhor<br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: -webkit-auto;">Jefferson, Mara e Suelen, os novos nomes da música gospel brasileira! M</span><strong style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight: 700; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: -webkit-auto;">elhor que Sarah Sheeva, Nana Shara e Zabelê</strong><span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: -webkit-auto;">, vai! UHAUHAUHAUHHUAUHA que afinação…que sorriso….que sorriso afinado! Senhor! Que talento você deu para essa família hein! HUAUHAUHAUHA </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Nunca vi uma familia tão sorridente na vida! O Jefferson tem um sorriso tão natural que não sei nem como descrever…..é muita alegria pra uma pessoa só…<em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">acho que dessa vez encontramos quem serviu de modelo para uma das imagens mais batidas de toda a internet! O gato do sorriso forçado que volta e meia aparece em algum email da sua tia avó ——–>>></em> </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="text-align: -webkit-auto;">Não me pergunte porque aparece uma tela escrita </span><strong style="font-weight: 700; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: -webkit-auto;">KKKKKKKKKKK</strong><span style="text-align: -webkit-auto;"> e pq deixam um pedaço do vídeo em camera lenta. Nunca entendi a graça disso direito, mas aparentemente isso é engraçado para alguém. Talvez pro Jefferson….bom, ele ta sorrindo. Sempre.</span> </span></div>
</span></center>Índio Zumbihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16441100993527030937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4586209292609929506.post-16138086969375769742012-03-22T12:10:00.000-07:002012-03-22T12:10:50.554-07:00O Imitador<br />
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<center><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xGq0RydpVlc" width="630"></iframe></center><center><br /></center><center>kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk</center>Índio Zumbihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16441100993527030937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4586209292609929506.post-4032387407548004592012-03-22T08:14:00.001-07:002012-03-22T08:14:42.039-07:00A Importância da Leitura<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Fato!</div>Índio Zumbihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16441100993527030937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4586209292609929506.post-486860308902637502012-03-22T08:06:00.003-07:002012-03-22T08:06:52.061-07:00Como nascem os ninjas<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: tahoma, arial, verdana; text-align: center;"> você acha que cagou e não se sujou quando na verdade pariu um ninja</span>Índio Zumbihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16441100993527030937noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4586209292609929506.post-91810556116058212112012-03-22T08:05:00.003-07:002012-03-22T08:05:50.477-07:00Meu Sono<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Índio Zumbihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16441100993527030937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4586209292609929506.post-57107841539968537112012-03-22T07:55:00.000-07:002012-03-22T07:57:11.443-07:00Colaborando com os Serviços Domésticos<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;"> </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"> Old but gold</span>Índio Zumbihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16441100993527030937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4586209292609929506.post-56724753196541592582012-03-21T06:15:00.000-07:002012-03-21T06:15:10.929-07:00Marcelinho lendo contos eróticos<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Marcelinho está de volta com seu 3° vídeo contando historinhas muito picantes para animar seu dia.</span></div>
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<center><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lasYxbMMNt0?rel=0" width="630"></iframe></center>Índio Zumbihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16441100993527030937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4586209292609929506.post-25117223202749032682012-03-21T06:11:00.002-07:002012-03-21T06:11:27.783-07:00Estude!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Índio Zumbihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16441100993527030937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4586209292609929506.post-92206725404662368302012-03-21T06:10:00.002-07:002012-03-21T06:10:38.516-07:00Trabalho em equipe<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: VERDANA, TAHOMA; font-size: 16px; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"> quem nunca</span>Índio Zumbihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16441100993527030937noreply@blogger.com0